if i get famous n one of yall bring up somethin i said in 2010 just know im beatin ya ass
(via allantruong)
what do you call a sphere full of idiots
earth
(via succeeding)
him: i have a mommy kink
me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy?
him: yeah
me: why all these damn dishes in the sink
(via unescapable)